Let's see how many responses I can fit into this post.
Welcome to what is basically the Zelda fansite equivalent of New Coke.
#1: You know, at least I've got the balls to admit that I'm using a horribly repetitious and generic greeting.
Welcome back.
#2: Good to see you've got the timing down this time.
Jazz isn't all that good...much like New Coke. It'll end up getting shipped over to Europe again *LOL*
#3: O...kay.
Generic Welcome #0!
Don'tcha Feel Special?
#4: Yeah, that's cool. And by the way, you're supposed to capitalize the "GENERIC WELCOME." It adds to the effect.
Ohayo gozaimasu to my favourite forum ninja!
#5: You too. And by the way, can't you use the time zone card to justify your use of ohayo gozaimasu? Just sayin'.
Welcome back.
#6: You...uh...too.
Watashi-wa kagetora desu. Konnichiwa Chiisai Chibisukechan-san.
#7: Yeah...I don't know what kagetora means, so I'm not even gonna try to respond. Which is probably for the best, 'cause I'd most likely screw up the Japanese if I tried.
Hi there Chibisuke Chan89, welcome back, i'm new, pleased to meet you. By the way, am I the only Ruto here?
#8: I can see that, thanks, and yeah, I'm pretty sure you are. Or if you're not, the other one was never a prominent person here.