Finish The Story.

[Hyruleansoldier]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"...

[Hyruleansoldier]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ...

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"...

[Hyruleansoldier]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ...

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ... "What have you got?"... But before the girls could answer...

[Mattsasa]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ... "What have you got?"... But before the girls could answer gannondorf came down from the sky and ...

[Kevin Phoenix]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ... "What have you got?"... But before the girls could answer gannondorf came down from the sky and farted something fierce!...

[GAMEFREAK]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ... "What have you got?"... But before the girls could answer gannondorf came down from the sky and farted something fierce! Which caused a Great Flood that...

[Kevin Phoenix]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ... "What have you got?"... But before the girls could answer gannondorf came down from the sky and farted something fierce which caused a Great Flood that filled the Zora water tank with a weird looking...

[Mattsasa]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ... "What have you got?"... But before the girls could answer gannondorf came down from the sky and farted something fierce which caused a Great Flood that filled the Zora water tank with a weird looking bird who drowned in the

[Fluesopp]

Ed Link rules. But Nothing. Clearly potatoes are tasty! Fish are the fanboys of Hitler. Then at the break of dawn Bob the Potato ate the Bacon Prince. He then tried to defecate the power of chili sauce but his mother's Shotgun exploded in sixty-two pieces of Bacon. Meanwhile, her husband created destructional types of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without telling her! Later, goronmoron, fished into a hugetributary of weird jelly-like pancakes. As he reeled in his toes, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to take his annual Hot Spring bath, to locate the great fairy of sadomasoquism which started whipping him but then he collapsed and died. Fortunately, with a fairy in a bottle he found it impossible to care less about where Mattsasa was posting from, and was revived to carry on the story, to the utter joy of all who would read it, as our afamed hero would soon have his vengeance on the Great Fairy of sadomasochism who presented herself to Link in her finest leather, only to find his true love, who bears the lovely name of Gannon! As Link gasps in horror, Gannon admits that he was never really after Link's Triforce, he just wanted him for his great, great hands, which would be strong enough and noble enough to poke him off the edge of Death Mountain and that's just what he'll do, cause Ganny-boy just wants to make a mess of that nice green tunic Granny Link had made so long ago, so he grabs Link and then, for no good reason at all, trips over himself and tumbles all the way down into the deepest pits of Death Mountain, where he plummeted down into the burning lava, which slowly and surely ate away at his body, so he decided to do one final good deed, and surrendered his soul and Triforce of power to Link, who kindly accepted it and checked his hand now glowing with two Triforce pieces, which made him realize, he was missing just one before he could claim the True Force to govern all, and in Darkness bind them, and rule over Hyrule... Nay, the World! Thus a new quest drove Link away from the Mountains, and up to the top floor of Hyrule castle, and Zelda's chamber where she waited for him, all ready to surrender herself to him. She puts her arms around our lucky Hero and in one swift move forces him to the ground, which makes him re-think his foul thoughts of before. The eyes of Zelda before him make his dreams of world domination seem meaningles. Now all he wanted was THAT FRIGGIN TRIFORCE PEACE SO HE COULD GET IT OVER AND 1) rule the word and 2) have Zelda for brunch, dinner and tea-time- For he still had Saria for breakfast. Thirdly he wanted a great secondbreakfast, too, but his lust for Koume and Kotake would go unheard of, for he had slaughtered them brutally. Unless of course he lit the flames of Sorrow, Destruction and Passion, which could only mean one thing... Ganondorf fell immediately in love with Zant, and Link danced around in circles, dressed in purple pyamas, which lit the flame of Passion right away. In a flash, the windows of Hyrule castle shattered, and the cackles of those lusty wenches known as one- Twinrova- could be heard, which could only mean one thing. The Hyllian Cheerleading troupe- Zelda, Saria, Illia and Nabooru- appear, chanting to Link the most lofty of ballads... "Gimme an O..." "O"... "Gimme an R... "R" ... "Gimme a G"... "G"... "Gimme an Y... "Y" ... "What have you got?"... But before the girls could answer gannondorf came down from the sky and farted something fierce which caused a Great Flood that filled the Zora water tank with a weird looking bird who drowned in the cup of tea, which a monkey had left after his breakfast, and sent the whole