I'd imagine writing with proper grammar would be a must... I'd happily give this a shot. Sounds like it could be a hoot.
Yes, it would definately need proper paragraphs! Mmmmmm.... paragraphs.
Sound fun, lets give it a try. Lock this one and start the thread we are waiting for.
Okay! Um... does anyone want to make a start on it? I can't think of a decent idea. Although I did start on a TMC retelling fanfic a while ago with Ezlo as the main character (it was darker and more serious in tone though, as opposed to the Ganondorf diaries that I... um I mean Sturgeon has translated). I'll probably never get round to finishing it - i could post a bit of that to get us started and see where that goes... unless anybody else wants to set the scene?