Ask a Loki

[Loki]

So we've asked women questions, we've asked Europeans, we've even pretended to ask Asians questions even though it was really just one Asian and he rarely answers and the question I asked couldn't possibly be answered anyway cause I had a stupid moment when I posted it and I don't even know for a fact if he's actually Asian anyway! Dontcha love run-on sentences? I know I sure as hell don't.

Aaaaanyway, I decided to start my very own "Ask an Egotistical psychotic maniac who's out of touch with reality, so that you don't have to wait for stupid comments; you can get them whenever you want now!" thread, but that wouldn't fit so I went with "Ask a Loki." It means the same basic thing.

So if you've ever wondered what I think of you personally, or my opinion on the political problems in some place I've probably never heard of, ask here and I'll answer your questions.

I know you have questions, and we all know I have answers (even if I don't know what I'm talking about), so let the questioning begin!

[Witless]

About time we got an original thread around here. I'll start

What do you think of me personally.

[Maladroit Thief]

...
Wah?...

Umm... Hows it going?

What's it like to be psychotic?
Are you going crazy in a sane world or is the world crazy and your the only sane man around?

[hupla]

Would you define your self as

A. Handsome

B. Scrap Metal

C. Super awesome

Or D. All of the above

[Loki]

About time we got an original thread around here. I'll start

What do you think of me personally.

Oh come now, Witless. You know what I think of you.

...
Wah?...

Umm... Hows it going?

What's it like to be psychotic?
Are you going crazy in a sane world or is the world crazy and your the only sane man around?

"What is it like to be psychotic?" hmm? Well, it all starts in a far off land full of mystical wonders and magical traps. It's a colorful place, mostly red, where very little thrives. Sure, there's the occasional 8-legged horse that you gave birth to, or the sea serpents that you often use a whips, but mostly there isn't much to do. Although it does remind me of a funny story from a few months ago. I was walking around in the blue side of the world (there's more living stuff there than on the red or yellow sides) and I saw this guy with an arrow in his head. So I asked him why it was there, and he told me that it's so he always knows which way is north. Only then did I realize that the arrow actually didn't move when his head moved, and always pointed north. It was kinda freaky, so I quickly ran away. But at this point in time, I really don't remember what we were talking about.

Would you define your self as

A. Handsome

B. Scrap Metal

C. Super awesome

Or D. All of the above

I'm gonna have to go with D, actually. I'm one Super Awesome piece of Handsome Scrap Metal.

[ShadowCat]

What do you think of me personally, and how's it going with the laaddddiieeeess?

[Witless]

About time we got an original thread around here. I'll start

What do you think of me personally.

Oh come now, Witless. You know what I think of you.

I forgot.



Okay new question. Rumor has it that Loki's can perform a very powerful awesome-buff that not only strenghtens all stats by +30 but also regenerates 500 Mana per second.

Is this true?

[Loki]

What do you think of me personally, and how's it going with the laaddddiieeeess?

To answer the first question, I think you're a goofy little ball of goofiness and to answer the second, "fine."

About time we got an original thread around here. I'll start

What do you think of me personally.

Oh come now, Witless. You know what I think of you.

I forgot.

Well, to put it short, you're a cool dude, dude.

Okay new question. Rumor has it that Loki's can perform a very powerful awesome-buff that not only strenghtens all stats by +30 but also regenerates 500 Mana per second.

Is this true?

No, because Lokis are not animals or a type of class. Loki is a single being; a name; a god!

[ShadowCat]

... a goofy little ball of goofiness

WOO HOO!

and to answer the second, "fine."

Doh!


:D

[TheHylianLoach]

Who are your favorite staff members/moderators in order from greatest to least?

And, what do you think about me?

[Loki]

Who are your favorite staff members/moderators in order from greatest to least?

I bet you thought that'd be hard, didn't you?

From greatest to least:
NH
Linxhot
Shadowcat
Twilight Wolf
JordAnime
Mongooseman
Fleamo
Captain B
TheHylian- YOU!
Zim
TSA

WingedAnubis isn't a real staff member, nor a real member. The rest of them don't count either because I don't know them. And don't be sad that you're so low on the list, Loach. It's not that I dislike you, I just like the others better.

That message doesn't apply to you, TSA. I actually just don't like you.

And, what do you think about me?

To be honest, and I know this sounds mean, but hey it's intentional. "Not much."
But my reasoning for it isn't cruelty, it's that I don't know you that well. Just never paid much attention. But hey, your name is immediately recognized when I hear it, and not for bad reasons, so that's a good thing!

[Maladroit Thief]

What do you think about yourself Loki?

[ShadowCat]

Woo!  I'm third!!

And you just didn't GO THERE, Battousai.  PLEASE.

[Hyruleansoldier]

And you just didn't GO THERE, Battousai.  PLEASE.

Wait... it's a thread about Loki and his opinions, and we can't ask him how he feels about... himself?

[GAMEFREAK]

What do you think of me? *braces himself*

[K-64]

do you know anyone with the username weapon_ook on other sites, cause you remind me a lot of him, too much to be a coincidence.

[Minish Majora]

Can you write out a list of users that you actually like?
It would be a lot quicker than writing out a list of users you hate.

[Korenshei]

heh, I never thought when I created the 'Ask an American!' thread it would all blow up and there would be soooo many knock-offs.

HAIL ME, THE CREATOR OF THE FIRST 'ASK A (insert nationality, race, culture, creed, person, etc. here)' THREAD!

[ShadowCat]

Stay on topic, K.

[hupla]

Where's youre avatar from?

Also of the user names you went by on ZHQ/Thehylia witch do you like best?