What do you think about yourself Loki?
Well, I think I'm damn awesome. But to understand that, let's focus on the meaning of those two words. "Damn" from the latin "daminus" meaning something in Latin, and "awesome" from the sound "aww" and "some" meaning lots. So it means "lots of cutesy things in Latin." Which, of course, doesn't actually describe me, but I digress. I guess it all started back in the 1940's when Captain America, who was called Steve Rogers at the time, came to be. I was walking down the street just having a think when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink, he shook me up, he took me by surprise, he had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change, time meant nothing never would again. So he and I got to talking, and it turned out there was a reason he had the devil's eyes! He, in fact, was Johnny, the guy who beat the devil in a fiddling match down in Georgia. Turns out, the devil went and practiced, and challenged Johnny to a rematch. Well Johnny said that if he won, he got the devil's eyes, and if the devil won, he got Johnny's soul. Well Johnny won again, because the Devil has no idea how to play a fiddle, he's just bored and regenerates. So Johnny and I got to discussing the mechanics of a fiddle, so I might be able to get something from the devil, when all of a sudden I realized I didn't care at all about what he was saying, took the fiddle, and bashed him over the head with it. And voila! I had the devil's eyes all to myself. And a nice, yet broken, golden fiddle. So I took it the pawn shop, and the guy just laughed and said "Hey boy, dat ain't no real golds ya gots deres. Dat be some fools gold! Her her her!" So, naturally, I was upset. He saw this and laughed harder, so I punched him in the face and took the money I felt I deserved. Afterall, I did kill a man for it. What I hadn't noticed at first, however, was it was not just me in the store. There was a man in the back as a matter of fact and his eyes were as red as the sun, but the girl in the corner let no one ignore cause she thinks she's the passionate one. Well I showed her who was passionate by stomping my boot into her smug little face. Hoo yeah. Well after I did that, the man in the back said, "Everyone attack." I tell you, that turned into a ballroom blitz faster than you can say "For the Horde!" which I did and was surrounded by nerds in cardboard. As they were slaughtered by bikers with metal chains, I ran out and thought "Damn I'm good." So I guess what I'm trying to say in a roundabout sort of way is I'M. DAMN. AWESOME.
And you just didn't GO THERE, Battousai. PLEASE.
Wait... it's a thread about Loki and his opinions, and we can't ask him how he feels about... himself?
I think what she meant is, to sum it up, TLTR.
What do you think of me? *braces himself*
I think you're a newbie who hates hearing about the Glory Days. Other than that, *shrug*.
do you know anyone with the username weapon_ook on other sites, cause you remind me a lot of him, too much to be a coincidence.
Never heard of weapon_ook. If you ever see CopycatVigilante, that's me. Otherwise, it's not me. And this is the only community I'm active on. So looks like you've found a CopycatLokilante.
Can you write out a list of users that you actually like?
It would be a lot quicker than writing out a list of users you hate.
NH, linxhot, JordAnime, KeatonKitsune, Tao of Bill, FrontierkingDave, Sagittarius, Gamedrunk, ShadowCat and Twilight Wolf. If I missed anyone (i.e. have conversations with you on AIM, you have my heartfelt apologies and I will happily add you.)
heh, I never thought when I created the 'Ask an American!' thread it would all blow up and there would be soooo many knock-offs.
HAIL ME, THE CREATOR OF THE FIRST 'ASK A (insert nationality, race, culture, creed, person, etc. here)' THREAD!
Yeah, too bad other people think that they're interesting enough to warrant their own topics, when, aside from maybe dwrior2 (pre-Uchiha Madora or whatever you called yourself), none of you stand out in a crowd.
Where's youre avatar from?
Also of the user names you went by on ZHQ/Thehylia witch do you like best?
LFG Comic's "Slaughter The World"
Either MinionofSony, The Marvel Legend, CopycatVigilante, Nero, or Loki.
So if you've ever wondered what I think of you personally...
Okay...you got me curious. So what are youe veiws on me? I'm just...well, I wanna know.
I don't know who you are.
*jumps on the "What do you think of me?" bandwagon*
Although I have a pretty good idea...
You're not interesting enough to warrant your own "Ask a" thread, and that's about it.
(Damn, Loki's going to have a hell of a lot of questions to answer when he gets back. What's one more?)
Why don't you like TSA?
lol TSA is the most pompous ass I have ever met on the internet. He thinks he's just amazing because of his speed runs and his Zelda knowledge, and while it is impressive, he's still an ass.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was suicidal and chicken roadkill is awesome.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I think I can answer this one... But I'll leave it to a professional.
Anyway: We've all heard about a bunch of stuff you hate... What exactly do you like?
You can't answer it, because you're a Loach.
I like lots of things. Long walks on the beach, trying to steal the throne from Odin, hackysack, Toys R Us, and the movie 300.
What is the single most important thing to teach a young child?
That if you mess up, you get a smack on the ass from daddy's belt. The buckle, usually.
Can you name all the primary colors? And for that matter, can you name all the marshmallow shapes in Lucky Charms cereal? Please state your answer in 200 words or less.
Red, yellow, blue.
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. Pots of gold and rainbows, and 'is red balloons. I think they've added a few more, but they aren't real.