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Offline Loki

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« #40 on: September 04, 2007 »



Say issue #1 of The Amazing Spiderman in mint-condition still wrapped in preservation foil would coincidently, surprisingly lay on one side of the deadly river that is coincidently, unfortunately unswimmable. And on the other side lays the hottest girl of your hottest dreams that does the hottest things in your hottest imagination in the hottest way possible and you coincidently and surprisingly are in the middle with a boat. But coincidently and unfortunately you have only enough gas to make it to one side.

Which one would you pick?
I'd pick the girl, Witless. Comics are fun to read, but I can live without them. I'm a little insulted you'd ask that.
It was meant to be a joke. My apoligies if I offended you in any way possible dude.
It's ok, you really didn't.
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Offline Ezlo's Apprentice

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« #41 on: September 07, 2007 »

EA's Hot Five "Ask Everybody" Questions

1- Favourite Musical Act, Song and Album of all time? (Just one of each, ya hear?)
2- Bond Girl with the best name?
3- Celebrity you would most like to shoot... Out of a cannon... Into a wall...?
4- Who is cooler? The Janitor from Scrubs Loki, Donkey Kong Loki, The Hoff Loki, or Mega Man Loki?
5- Any words of wisdom you would like to share with us?

Bonus Question: What the heck was that?
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Offline Loki

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« #42 on: September 08, 2007 »

EA's Hot Five "Ask Everybody" Questions

1- Favourite Musical Act, Song and Album of all time? (Just one of each, ya hear?)
I don't know what a musical act is. Favorite song is Ballroom Blitz. Favorite album is I don't know, that's not your business anyway.

2- Bond Girl with the best name?
Solitaire

3- Celebrity you would most like to shoot... Out of a cannon... Into a wall...?
James Franco

4- Who is cooler? The Janitor from Scrubs Loki, Donkey Kong Loki, The Hoff Loki, or Mega Man Loki?
I don't appreciate the assumption that I would choose myself.

5- Any words of wisdom you would like to share with us?
Trying is merely the first step towards failure.

Bonus Question: What the heck was that?
If in doubt, it was probably Superman.
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Offline TheHylianLoach

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« #43 on: September 08, 2007 »

Will you rate me out of ten?

Also, what kind of music do you like?
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Offline Loki

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« #44 on: September 08, 2007 »

Rate me out of ten?
7.6

Also, what kind of music do you like?
I'm one of those people that doesn't have a favorite or perticular genre they prefer. I'm one that goes on a song-by-song basis and I can find music from all genres that I like.

Though finding a rap or hip-hop song that I can stand is rare, there are a few.
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Offline Ezlo's Apprentice

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« #45 on: September 12, 2007 »

I don't appreciate the assumption that I would choose myself.

You mean you wouldn't? Isn't that what an "egotistical psychotic maniac who's out of touch with reality" would do?

Oh wait... I can say that. And I've never even seen the Jones movies...
1- Srsly? ???
2- What movie franchises have you seen? And which would you say were the best? And worst?
3- If someone made a movie about you, who would take on the lead role?
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Offline Shin Illuminated

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« #46 on: September 15, 2007 »

How's Thor? You guys patch things up at all? odin start giving you your allowence back yet?
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Offline Ezlo

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« #47 on: September 15, 2007 »

Thinking about it: why did you name yourself after the one evil God in the Northic religion?
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Offline Rew

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« #48 on: September 16, 2007 »

Which Flame Warrior(s) would you say you are?
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Offline Sheldon Cooper PhD

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« #49 on: September 16, 2007 »

Do you hate me?
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Offline Loki

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« #50 on: September 23, 2007 »

I don't appreciate the assumption that I would choose myself.

You mean you wouldn't? Isn't that what an "egotistical psychotic maniac who's out of touch with reality" would do?
You clearly are not an egotistical psychotic maniac who's out of touch with reality if you ask that question.

Oh wait... I can say that. And I've never even seen the Jones movies...
1- Srsly? ???
YA RLY

2- What movie franchises have you seen? And which would you say were the best? And worst?
Lots of them.

Best franchise: I dunno. Lotta good ones.

Worst: The Alien movies are absolute shit. I have no respect for people who think otherwise. Star Wars is extremely overrated and not very good as well.

3- If someone made a movie about you, who would take on the lead role?
Ryan Reynolds

How's Thor? You guys patch things up at all?
Fuck Thor and his ridiculous hammer.

odin start giving you your allowence back yet?
And no, he hasn't.

Thinking about it: why did you name yourself after the one evil God in the Northic religion?
Because he's the God of Mischief. And in ZHQ mythology, so am I.

Which Flame Warrior(s) would you say you are?
The one that's not interested in your uninteresting games.

Do you hate me?
Yes, yes, a million times YES.
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Offline Rew

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« #51 on: September 23, 2007 »

Which Flame Warrior(s) would you say you are?
The one that's not interested in your uninteresting games.

Lame!
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Offline Geneaux486

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« #52 on: September 24, 2007 »

I'm compelled to ask because I find this interesting, but I noticed that you chose your real name as your super hero identity.  Why is that?
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Offline Random

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« #53 on: September 24, 2007 »

Paper or plastic?

Favorite kind of pizza?

Worst thing to get stuck up one's nose?

If you had to choose between living with one toe or one finger missing, which would you pick and why?

What is your opinion on the League of Nations imposing sanctions on Italy in retaliation to its 1935 invasion of Abyssinia, or present-day Ethiopia, but neglecting to impose any sanctions on vital wartime resources such as oil? Do you think military force should have been used instead of sanctions? Who should have been the guaranteer? Do you think that the Japanese invasion of Manchuria during this same time period had more or less effect on discrediting the League than Italy's invasion of Abyssinia? Why or why not?

If you had a day to yourself, with nothing planned and no obligations, where would you go, or what would you do?
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Offline Grim Jr.

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« #54 on: September 24, 2007 »

I heard Fenier swallowed a country the other day, surgery gonna take care of that?

And the World Serpent got tied in a knot somewhere around Italy, what do you propose to do about it?

Respect with blossom if you answer these questions knowing full well WTF I'm talking about.



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Offline The Tao Of Bill

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« #55 on: September 24, 2007 »

I've noticed a severe lack of the famous Loki controversial/crazy opinions in the LoT while super ganny seems to be moving full steam. I have 2 questions for you.

1. Have you gone soft?
2. Do you mind if I call Super Ganny the new king of controversy?
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Offline hupla

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I got cartoons to watch!


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« #56 on: September 25, 2007 »

Order your favourite to least favourite homunculus.
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Offline Loki

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« #57 on: September 25, 2007 »

I'm compelled to ask because I find this interesting, but I noticed that you chose your real name as your super hero identity.  Why is that?
What are you talking about?

Paper or plastic?
Paper. Plastic doesn't hurt anyone.

Favorite kind of pizza?
I hate pizza.

Worst thing to get stuck up one's nose?
Screwdriver.

If you had to choose between living with one toe or one finger missing, which would you pick and why?
One toe. I don't even notice those anyway.

What is your opinion on the League of Nations imposing sanctions on Italy in retaliation to its 1935 invasion of Abyssinia, or present-day Ethiopia, but neglecting to impose any sanctions on vital wartime resources such as oil? Do you think military force should have been used instead of sanctions? Who should have been the guaranteer? Do you think that the Japanese invasion of Manchuria during this same time period had more or less effect on discrediting the League than Italy's invasion of Abyssinia? Why or why not?
I. Don't. Care.

If you had a day to yourself, with nothing planned and no obligations, where would you go, or what would you do?
The same thing I do every Saturday and Sunday.

I heard Fenier swallowed a country the other day, surgery gonna take care of that?
No. Not likely. Though we'll try anyway.

And the World Serpent got tied in a knot somewhere around Italy, what do you propose to do about it?
Is that the same thing as Snake Way? If so, what's it doing in this dimension?

Respect with blossom if you answer these questions knowing full well WTF I'm talking about.
I don't, but I was never a fan of that show anyway.

I've noticed a severe lack of the famous Loki controversial/crazy opinions in the LoT while super ganny seems to be moving full steam. I have 2 questions for you.

1. Have you gone soft?
2. Do you mind if I call Super Ganny the new king of controversy?
First of all, there's nothing to say in the LoT anymore because everyone by now, except idiots like Deku and a few others, know I'm joking most of the time. And Super Ganny is not controversial, he's a stupid little kid that thinks it's cute to claim he made a religion about Legend of Zelda, and no one believes him, we just humor him because we're pretty damn sure he's wearing a helmet over there in his padded room with nerf on all the sharp corners.

Order your favourite to least favourite homunculus.
If you're talking about Fullmetal Alchemist, I don't have favorites. If you're talking about something else, I don't know what you're talking about and therefore have no opinion.
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Offline hupla

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« #58 on: September 25, 2007 »

Order your favourite to least favourite homunculus.
If you're talking about Fullmetal Alchemist, I don't have favorites. If you're talking about something else, I don't know what you're talking about and therefore have no opinion.


Yeah I was talking about FullMetal Alchemist.
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Offline dambambuddah

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Become aware.


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« #59 on: October 13, 2007 »

Would you consider your obsession with Joe Mama to be some form of an Oedipus Complex?
Whatever the case may be, the dynamic between you two makes for some entertaining reading.
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