Ask a Loki

[Loki]

So how did you get to "The Hylia" of all places?

I was already here when it changed names.

if you were a character in the yu gi oh abridged series, who would you be?

yeah. (I personally think he's bokura...as important to the hylia as bokura is to yugioh )

Actually rebby, you're wrong. I think I'd be Bandit Keith.

[Deku]

Loki, what's the meaning of life?

[Kayru]

*lmao* Bandit Keith.

Some questions for you-

1- Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?
2- Who would you rather be- Shigeru Miyamoto or Gunpei Yokoi?
3- How special do you feel that people are still interested in asking you questions?
4- Do you feel sorry for Squad Leader and his question free thread?
5- What's your favourite word?
6- How many questions is too many?
7- What makes seven a lucky number?
8- What did you eat for lunch?
9- Is German for "No" isn't it?
10- Which is worse, a Karma system, a Welcome wagon or ass rape?

[Loki]

Loki, what's the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to undo past wrongs (i.e. giving women "rights") and then die. At least that's my interpretation.

*lmao* Bandit Keith.

Some questions for you-

1- Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

Charmander.

2- Who would you rather be- Shigeru Miyamoto or Gunpei Yokoi?

Neither. I'm happier being American.

3- How special do you feel that people are still interested in asking you questions?

*shrug*

4- Do you feel sorry for Squad Leader and his question free thread?

You're asking if I feel sorry for Squad Leader? No, not really.

5- What's your favourite word?

Even though I don't drink, it's pina colada. That's just a funny word.

6- How many questions is too many?

Depends on who's asking. In your case, it's 1.

7- What makes seven a lucky number?

My being born in July might have something to do with it.

8- What did you eat for lunch?

Nothing.

9- Is German for "No" isn't it?

I dunno. I just assume Germans are complaining about Jewish people when they talk to me and that any subtitles suggesting otherwise are a mistranslation.

10- Which is worse, a Karma system, a Welcome wagon or ass rape?

Well I've never experienced one or three, but as far as things currently go, I'm going with Welcome Wagon.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

Apart from your thread, it's been quiet for a while. So, would you like to see this "Community Chatter" fad revived properly or buried like other horrible fads including the yo-yo, Pokémon Trading Cards and the wheel?

[Loki]

Apart from your thread, it's been quiet for a while. So, would you like to see this "Community Chatter" fad revived properly or buried like other horrible fads including the yo-yo, Pokémon Trading Cards and the wheel?

I'd like to see everyone's threads die except mine.

[Kayru]

How sweet of you ^_^

1.Do you know anyone with a lithp?
2.Which would you rather be- the numerator or the denominator?
3.If you had an elephant, what would you do with it?
4.If you had an elephant and some peanut butter, what would you do?
5.In what direction does your bedroom window face?
6.What kind of shampoo do you use?
7.When confronted by the ghost of Christmas past, what would you see?
8.When confronted by the ghost of Christmas yet to come, what would you rather not see?
9.Favourite mythical creature?
10.Best use for a Chevrolet?
11.Favourite Russian dictator called Stalin?
12.How much do you think you'd enjoy pregnancy?
13.What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you'd had both legs amputated in the night?
14.Do you miss the womb?
15.Do you have a third nipple?
16.Worst place to wake up naked?
17.If you could have any title, like 'King' or 'Lord of Doom', what would you pick?
18.If you were a girl, what would you be called?
19.Lucky number?
20.Bums or boobs?
21.What's your starsign?
22.Favourite suit from a pack of playing cards?
23.Favourite colour?
24.If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?
25.Is Kim Jong-il funny because he's short and fat or because he has a girls name?
26.Snickers or Mars Bar?
27.The Next Generation or Deep Space Nine?
28.What media player do you use?
29.Fascism or Communism?
30.Which pole would you like to see melt first?
31.Which would you rather do- have your cake or eat it?
32.Would you change your name to Ivor Littlepecker for a buck?
33.Knock knock, who's there?
34.If this is the answer, what's the question?
35.If this is the soluton, what is the equation?
36.If this is the resolution, what was the dilemma?
37.A bank just exploded! What do you do?
38.How many fingers am I holding up?
39.It's George Bush on the phone for you. What do you say?
40.If you found Hitler begging on the streets would you spare him some change or kick him in the crotch?
41.Favourite ice cream flavour?

[Wyocaster]

Why dont you feel sorry for me?

[Bidet to you sir]

WHY YOU NO POST NO MO?

[Geneaux486]

He's not cool enough to keep coming back here.

[Loki]

He's not cool bored enough to keep coming back here.

Fixed.

WHY YOU NO POST NO MO?

Why the hell would you resurrect something this God-damned old, Zim?



I should not post things that are meant to be clever/funny before my brain is fully functioning in the morning.

[Geneaux486]

Fixed.

You know the old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it".  THAT APPLIES TO NOW!

should not post things that are meant to be clever/funny before my brain is fully functioning in the morning.

Right, the morning's why.  Sure.

[Bidet to you sir]

Why do you guys talk like an old married couple?
And why was I not invited to your gay wedding?

[Loki]

Fixed.

You know the old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it".  THAT APPLIES TO NOW!

I fail to see the problem here. It was broken, so I fixed it.

Why do you guys talk like an old married couple?
And why was I not invited to your gay wedding?

I'm not gay and he can't be gay. He's all uber-conservative and stuff.

[chibimoon]

Do you live in a van down by the river too?

[Loki]

Do you live in a van down by the river too?

Me? No. I have a fairly decent career where I make pretty good money and have nice benefits.

And if the "too" refers to NH, then I must dispute that because he doesn't live in a van, either. Nor does he live next to a river. Although there is one pretty close to his house and he does drive an SUV... so he's not far off.

[Geneaux486]

Why do you guys talk like an old married couple?

Don't you judge us.  YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE!

[Bidet to you sir]

Why do you guys talk like an old married couple?

Don't you judge us.  YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE!

I support the right to gay marriage!

[Geneaux486]

Man what did I just tell you?

[Bidet to you sir]

I've been thinking about this for a long time.
And I think I have an answer.
You admitted to wanting to have a relationship with nero.
That about right?