Ask THE Illuminated

[Shin Illuminated]

Curse you peer pressure...and you too boredom...I give up, why fight it?

So here you go...my obligitory and unescapable "Ask" thread. But I have varied the title a bit, for there is only one Illuminated, and it is I. No other Illuminated will provide you with the answers you seek about him. (Well, no one else can...for I am the only one.)

Yes, I believe I dressed that up enough and unconformed it a bit.

As a final disclaimer, should anyone else make an "Ask" thread and use "THE" instead of "A", I will sue. I was the first person to do it, and I shall be the last. I now own the "THE". (Okay, I won't really sue, but I will give you one very disaproving finger wag.)

[zechs]

I'm pretty sure, but are you the same Illuminated from SDA?

And out off all your names which one is your favorite?

[Shin Illuminated]

Yep, one and the same. My favorite one is the now oft used Shin Illuminated. I should get it changed here...but I don't know how.

Second would be Illuminated the Emo Slayer...but it just seemed too long.

[ShadowCat]

YAY <3 Illu joined the fun!! <33   


What do you think of me?
And if you've been paying attention, if a cow pooped a scoop, how do you milk a goat?
Guitar or piano?
Rain or sunshine?
Cartwheels or Handstands?
Can you whistle with a blade of grass?  I can.

[TheHylianLoach]

Yep, one and the same. My favorite one is the now oft used Shin Illuminated. I should get it changed here...but I don't know how.

I can change that for you.

Also, favorite mods/staff members?

[Shin Illuminated]

YAY <3 Illu joined the fun!! <33   


What do you think of me?
And if you've been paying attention, if a cow pooped a scoop, how do you milk a goat?
Guitar or piano?
Rain or sunshine?
Cartwheels or Handstands?
Can you whistle with a blade of grass?  I can.

1. Its hard to say...I don't know you well enough to make any decisions yet (I don't like to judge outright, it's a quirk...or something.)
2. I could tell you that...but the only people who would understand that is you and I. And it would be mean to embarrase others.
3.. Guitar, easy. (easy to pick, not easy to play)
4. Because of the temperature in Southern California...I could really go for some rain right now.
5. Last time I did that a hawk attacked me. Took almost a year for all my hair to grow back.

Yep, one and the same. My favorite one is the now oft used Shin Illuminated. I should get it changed here...but I don't know how.

I can change that for you.

Also, favorite mods/staff members?

That would be delightful.

Favorite mod...thats a tough one...I don't like any of you! Just kidding. You will be if you change my name.

Heh, heh.

[Haru to Ashura]

Haha.  Mister, 'if I see another 'ask a' thread I'll totally quit lols' guy.

I suppose I should ask a question.  Um..

Favorite ice cream flavor? 

And here's another.

How does it feel like totally copying my "Ask the" thread idea?  Yeah, yeah?  It was mine first, sucker.  Deal with it!

[Shin Illuminated]

Haha.  Mister, 'if I see another 'ask a' thread I'll totally quit lols' guy.

I suppose I should ask a question.  Um..

Favorite ice cream flavor? 

And here's another.

How does it feel like totally copying my "Ask the" thread idea?  Yeah, yeah?  It was mine first, sucker.  Deal with it!

Yeah but...uh...I used THE in CAPITOL letters...so uh...yeah, take that. (I honestly didn't see your topic until a few hours after I made mine. My only conclusion is that you went into the future and saw my thread then came back to do your own also saying "the". Yeah, i figured it all out.)

And mint chocolate chip.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

1- Would you like to kiss my 4,500th reply?
2- If you could take the starring role in any film series, which would it be and why?
3- Ever played Viewtiful Joe?
4- If this is the answer, what is the question?

[TheHylianLoach]

Am I your favorite mod now?

[Quijo]

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[Hyruleansoldier]

1) What is your occupation irl?

2) What's up with the 'Shin'?

3) What kinds of music/artists do you prefer?

[Scott Shelby]

1.) How awesome am I on a movie scale from Halloween II-Gladiator?

2.) Cocoa Pebbles or fruity pebbles

3.) Top 7 members

[Shin Illuminated]

1- Would you like to kiss my 4,500th reply?
2- If you could take the starring role in any film series, which would it be and why?
3- Ever played Viewtiful Joe?
4- If this is the answer, what is the question?

1-Not without dinner first.
2-A very very young James Howellet. (5 fake dollors to anyone who can tell me who that it)
3-Yes. I was very bad at it.
4-Terrigen Mist?

Am I your favorite mod now?

Yes. Thank you. I now feel complete.

What happened to Illuminated Cow?

I was hungry one day and made Illuminated Burgers.

1) What is your occupation irl?

2) What's up with the 'Shin'?

3) What kinds of music/artists do you prefer?

1-Department Store Hero. (Sadly, I work at Wal-Mart, or as I like to say "I have the misfortune of working for the league of the incredably stupid).

2-Roughly, It means "True" Illuminated. Kind of my own personal nod to Street Fighter.

3-Rock. Metallica. A few others.

1.) How awesome am I on a movie scale from Halloween II-Gladiator?

2.) Cocoa Pebbles or fruity pebbles

3.) Top 7 members

1-Spider-Man 2.

2-Fruity Pebbles. They're so tasty.

3- Well (in no particular order)...Me, you, EA, HS, SC, H.Loach, L.L.Rancher (please don't take offence people, these are just the 7 names I can recall atm).

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

EA's Hot Five "Ask Everybody" Questions

1- Favourite Musical Act, Song and Album of all time? (Just one of each, ya hear?)
2- Bond Girl with the best name?
3- Celebrity you would most like to shoot... Out of a cannon... Into a wall...?
4- Who is cooler? The Janitor from Scrubs, Donkey Kong, The Hoff, or Mega Man?
5- Any words of wisdom you would like to share with us?

Bonus Question: What the heck was that?

BTW, Wolverine.

[Shin Illuminated]

EA's Hot Five "Ask Everybody" Questions

1- Favourite Musical Act, Song and Album of all time? (Just one of each, ya hear?)
2- Bond Girl with the best name?
3- Celebrity you would most like to shoot... Out of a cannon... Into a wall...?
4- Who is cooler? The Janitor from Scrubs, Donkey Kong, The Hoff, or Mega Man?
5- Any words of wisdom you would like to share with us?

Bonus Question: What the heck was that?

BTW, Wolverine.

1. Metallica, Firefly, and Re-Load
2. Hard to choose, so many Bond Movies not seen (kinda like...all of them).
3. Lindsay Lohan...I think we've all had just about enough of her.
4. Mega man...obviously...
5. Do your homework...trus me.

Bonus Answer: That was a carnival act.

hands EA a e-5 dollar bill.

[hisak]

Did you think I would really let this die after the comment you made in Quijo's thread?

[Shin Illuminated]

No.

I just said I wasn't gonna bring it back.

You fell for my trap.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

[hisak]

Are elimination threads like Rew's new TGS thread doomed to fail or is it only because it's so ridiculously huge?