Mess up my wish.

[Beh]

In this game you mess up the wish in the post above you then make your wish.
Example
User1:I wish for a dog.
User2:Granted but it has no legs
           I want a pony.

Now let the games begin

I wish for a monkey.

[Maladroit Thief]

Granted.
It sells your pocessions on Ebay.

I want a Xbox 360.

[Beh]

Granted but every game put in to it is destroyed.

I wish for Halo3

[Maladroit Thief]

Granted.
The third Halo architect will fall from the heavens into your house in several minutes.

I wish for Guitar Hero.

[Beh]

Granted but it is fanmade and the guitar hero equivalint to the zelda CD-I games

I wish for a book that I will like and haven't read.

[Maladroit Thief]

Granted but its several thosand pages long and eats up seven years of your life.

I wish for a new sword.

[Beh]

Granted but it is ugly broken and instead of hurting people it heals them.

I wish for the american PH.

[Maladroit Thief]

Granted, but it doesn't work in your pool.  Only the ones you hate most dearly.
(It's a pool chemical)

I wish for new pants

[Beh]

Granted but they are too uglt to wear.

I wish for a Klondike bar.

[Maladroit Thief]

Granted, but it melts imeditaly


I wish for a pony

[Beh]

Geanted but it kills anything it touches.

I wish for a KFC chicken basket.

[Maladroit Thief]

Granted, but the chicken is laced with poison.

I wish for a bodyguard

[Beh]

Granted but he is actually an assasian

I wish for a very comfortable bed.

[Maladroit Thief]

Granted, but it is only comfortable for three minutes.
The rest of the time it becomes hard as nails.

I wish for the real famous Chuck Norris form Walker Texas Ranger.

[/Impossible to screw up]

[Beh]

Granted but it fills you for not being manly enough.

I wish for imortallity

[Uber_Challenger]

Granted, but you'll spend that whole time as a human punching bag at some gym.

I wish for pizza.

[Fluesopp]

Granted. It's rotten fish and chokolade on it along with a big bunch of curly black hair......

I wish for a new pack of empety DVD's

[Uber_Challenger]

Granted, but those DVD's will explode as soon as you put anything on them.

I wish for a harder Zelda game.

[RisenGlory]

Granted, but you can't beat it.

I wish for Heroes to come out sooner.

(btw, did you guys get this from Zen?)

[Grim Jr.]

Granted, but your tv gives out and you can't watch it.

I wish for an unfalliable wish.