Ask a Fairy Penguin

[Fairy penguin]

The title says it all.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

1- Are you ever gonna give up against Lex?

2- Why "Fairy Penguin"? Ninja would be so much cooler.

3- Which Middle Eastern country will America pick on next?

4- EA = Awesome, right?

EDIT (08/Sep/07): Editing these in seems to make more sense than another post.

EA's Hot Five "Ask Everybody" Questions

1- Favourite Musical Act, Song and Album of all time? (Just one of each, ya hear?)
2- Bond Girl with the best name?
3- Celebrity you would most like to shoot... Out of a cannon... Into a wall...?
4- Who is cooler? The Janitor from Scrubs, Donkey Kong, The Hoff, or Mega Man?
5- Any words of wisdom you would like to share with us?

Bonus Question: What the heck was that?

[Scott Shelby]

1.) On an detective/federal agent scale from that fat guy on NYPD blue to Jack Bauer, how awesome and I?

2.) New England Patriots or San Diego Chargers?

3.) If the Trix Rabbit and Lucky the Leprechaun got into a fight, who would win?

[TheHylianLoach]

What do you eat?

What are your thoughts on me?

[Fairy penguin]

Give up? WTF would I do that?
Because I don't care about Ninjas, and I obsess over penguins. A lot. Why didn't YOU pick Ninja?
Iran. But I don't want to talk politics.
  You can be very interesting at times, since you never hold back.
Song= The Path on Which We Walk(.hack//G.U.)
Never liked Bond.
Paris Hilton. I hate her.
D.K. He pwns the 15 minute melee.
Words of Wisdom? Uh, I'm not good at this, but I say
Penguins penguins penguins Penguins penguins penguins Penguins penguins penguins Penguins penguins penguins.
I don't like those shows.
Patroits.
Lucky Charms guy. Because he has the luck of the Irish, and he's a leprachaun.
I eat many things. Like salmon.
You need to enjoy threads that get off topic, because thats when they get the funnest.

[TheHylianLoach]

You need to enjoy threads that get off topic, because thats when they get the funnest.

Thanks, but no thanks. I don't find humor in spam.

[Beh]

Fairy penguin what do you think of me?

Also why not ninja penguins?

[Fairy penguin]

Because Ninja penguins would be a disgrace to penguins around the world, and I like Fairy Penguins. I also don't care about ninjas.

I think your an OK person, and you usually know how to have fun. Though their are times when I think you've picked the wrong side in a debate.

Loach, I will always support off-topicness because the most fun happens then, and it's usually not spam. One topic I made over at TDC was about my timeline, and then it got to ideas about settings for the next Zelda. And it seemed like it improved when that happened. Mostly because I had already won.

[Uber_Challenger]

What do you think of me (please don't hate me... )?

[Minish Majora]

What country are you from?

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

If you could remove any three rules from Gannon Banned, which three would it be?

A penguin and Munchlax get into a fight. Who wins?

Favourite smilie on the boards?

If President Bush were to have a brain transplant, whose brain should he recieve?

[Fairy penguin]

UC = You seem like a good debater and a nice person.
America.
Gannon-ban doesn't need stuff taken out, becsuase people shouldn't be that stupid. Especially if they say/write "Gannon".
Tie. The penguin happens to see a lake and jumps in, and the Munchlax follows and drowns. 8)
Link with sunglasses, because the other suck.
He wouldn't be Bush then, would he? Just some guy living in his body.

[Shin Illuminated]

Where is it?