Ask a Corganis

[Corganis]

Upon guessing the correct answer the world will end.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

Well, it isn't the third option...

Investingating disturbances in the artic circle
Battling Terrorists in the middle East
Learning Proper Grammer and Spelling

Hi, I'm EA (EzlosApprentice usually), and unfortunately I want to be a sub-editor when I finish Uni. That basically makes me a Grammar Whore on forums*. Pleased to meet you.

_{*Although it was only for comedic purposes on this occasion. Had to introduce myself somehow.}

On to the questions!

1- Tell us new kids on the block a bit more about yourself?
2- Benedict XVI is the current Pope, but people have issues with that Hitler Youth thing. Who would you have picked?
3- The world is about to end, you have one dollar to purchase one final item of food for your enjoyment. What would it be?
4- One movie that everyone should see in their lifetime?
5- Where have you been?

[Geneaux486]

Where are the muffins?

[llwoops]

I think you were exploring the article looking for fruitful and you battled some terrorists who corrected you grammaticality because you said something wrong along the way.

Anywho long time no see.

[Corganis]

On to the questions!

1- Tell us new kids on the block a bit more about yourself?
2- Benedict XVI is the current Pope, but people have issues with that Hitler Youth thing. Who would you have picked?
3- The world is about to end, you have one dollar to purchase one final item of food for your enjoyment. What would it be?
4- One movie that everyone should see in their lifetime?
5- Where have you been?

1. Not new. Was a mod over at realms of hyrule and was a hylian mod here( but I don't think they have that position anymore.) But to you I suppose I am new, so  .
2. Me. Seriously, isn't every confirmed catholic a viable option? Well it should have been me then.
3. Eggrole
4. Gigli
5. I was really just sucked up in the real world, but now its getting towards finals time so I figured I'd stop by and say: "Hey, what's up? I know I wasn't around for Twilight Princess, and I'm sorry, but man that shit was awesome! Oh, and take a number if you wan't a muffin."

Where are the muffins?

Baking in the oven old friend. Baking.

[Loki]

Where are the muffins?

Baking in the oven old friend. Baking.

So then where is the Corrupted Baker?

Don't tell me he's baking, too...

[Corganis]

Don't tell me he's baking, too...

...The Baker?

Let me tell you about the baker...

The baker was captured by militant anti-baked-goods soldiers. He was locked inside a metal cage with holes only big enough for small _{but mean spirited} furry creatures to poke him with a stick. He has grown grumpy and ill tempered. He will no longer bake. He only curses his small furry tormentors and awaits the opportunity to escape. If he does the world will face a reign of evil pastries unlike any that has been seen before.

[Loki]

Well I wish him the best of luck, then.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

4. Gigli

Is that the good kind of recommendation? I know I had to watch it after hearing so much about it being "the worst film ever"... I could honestly think of worse.

Twilight Princess... that shit was awesome!

TP pleased you? Well that now makes us sworn enemies I'm afraid.

[Loki]

Here's a question. But a non-question first.

(N-Q): My thread was finally back in the spotlight. (Q): Why the hell did you come back and ruin that for me?

[Corganis]

A pimp can always smell a spotlight, no matter how far away.

[Loki]

A pimp can always smell a spotlight, no matter how far away.

Yeah. It's a blessing and a curse, isn't it?

[Kayru]

Here's a few for you

1.Do you know anyone with a lithp?
2.Which would you rather be- the numerator or the denominator?
3.If you had an elephant, what would you do with it?
4.If you had an elephant and some peanut butter, what would you do?
5.In what direction does your bedroom window face?
6.What kind of shampoo do you use?
7.When confronted by the ghost of Christmas past, what would you see?
8.When confronted by the ghost of Christmas yet to come, what would you rather not see?
9.Favourite mythical creature?
10.Best use for a Chevrolet?
11.Favourite Russian dictator called Stalin?
12.How much do you think you'd enjoy pregnancy?
13.What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you'd had both legs amputated in the night?
14.Do you miss the womb?
15.Do you have a third nipple?
16.Worst place to wake up naked?
17.If you could have any title, like 'King' or 'Lord of Doom', what would you pick?
18.If you were a girl, what would you be called?
19.Lucky number?
20.Bums or boobs?
21.What's your starsign?
22.Favourite suit from a pack of playing cards?
23.Favourite colour?
24.If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?
25.Is Kim Jong-il funny because he's short and fat or because he has a girls name?
26.Snickers or Mars Bar?
27.The Next Generation or Deep Space Nine?
28.What media player do you use?
29.Fascism or Communism?
30.Which pole would you like to see melt first?
31.Which would you rather do- have your cake or eat it?
32.Would you change your name to Ivor Littlepecker for a buck?
33.Knock knock, who's there?
34.If this is the answer, what's the question?
35.If this is the soluton, what is the equation?
36.If this is the resolution, what was the dilemma?
37.A bank just exploded! What do you do?
38.How many fingers am I holding up?
39.It's George Bush on the phone for you. What do you say?
40.If you found Hitler begging on the streets would you spare him some change or kick him in the crotch?
41.Favourite ice cream flavour?

[Corganis]

1. Yesh
2. Numerator. I could never consider myself to be least common.
3. Harvest the dung and put it on the lawns of my enemies.
4. Start a revolution
5. It faces a wall, so the direction doesn't matter.
6. Whichever my suitemates leave the shower.
7. Broken promises and a love of Dinosaurs
8. Gerbils and hamsters. They smell.
9. Jebus
10. A what?
11. Vladimire
12. About as much as I enjoy diahrea (which is a whole lot)
13. Start working on my handstands
14. Not as much as I miss the testicle. Now that was a party.
15. Men don't have nipples.
16. Class
17. Cardinal
18. Corganielle
19. 2020
20. Bums with boobs
21. Pisces
22. The Rules Cards
23. Off-white
24. The guy who plays Hyde from that 70's show
25. Because behind those bitchin sun glasses are empty sockets. 
26. Granola
27. Next Gen
28. Itunes
29. Theocracy
30. South, I'd like to see the penguins get out of that one
31. How can I eat something I don't have?
32. What if it's already my name?
33. Jebus
34. If this is the question, what is the answer?
35. Whitty Replecation + Silly Noun = Your a dbag
36. This long f'ing list that Ive been stubbornly wasting my time with. 
37. Check my pockets
38. Thirty Eight
39. Im work on his next strategery and Ill call him when it's done.
40. Wait until he's asleep and shave a star of david on the back of his head
41. Peanut Butter Elephant