Here's a few for you
1.Do you know anyone with a lithp?
2.Which would you rather be- the numerator or the denominator?
3.If you had an elephant, what would you do with it?
4.If you had an elephant and some peanut butter, what would you do?
5.In what direction does your bedroom window face?
6.What kind of shampoo do you use?
7.When confronted by the ghost of Christmas past, what would you see?
8.When confronted by the ghost of Christmas yet to come, what would you rather not see?
9.Favourite mythical creature?
10.Best use for a Chevrolet?
11.Favourite Russian dictator called Stalin?
12.How much do you think you'd enjoy pregnancy?
13.What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you'd had both legs amputated in the night?
14.Do you miss the womb?
15.Do you have a third nipple?
16.Worst place to wake up naked?
17.If you could have any title, like 'King' or 'Lord of Doom', what would you pick?
18.If you were a girl, what would you be called?
20.Bums or boobs?
21.What's your starsign?
22.Favourite suit from a pack of playing cards?
24.If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?
25.Is Kim Jong-il funny because he's short and fat or because he has a girls name?
26.Snickers or Mars Bar?
27.The Next Generation or Deep Space Nine?
28.What media player do you use?
29.Fascism or Communism?
30.Which pole would you like to see melt first?
31.Which would you rather do- have your cake or eat it?
32.Would you change your name to Ivor Littlepecker for a buck?
33.Knock knock, who's there?
34.If this is the answer, what's the question?
35.If this is the soluton, what is the equation?
36.If this is the resolution, what was the dilemma?
37.A bank just exploded! What do you do?
38.How many fingers am I holding up?
39.It's George Bush on the phone for you. What do you say?
40.If you found Hitler begging on the streets would you spare him some change or kick him in the crotch?
41.Favourite ice cream flavour?