make a zelda weapon

[chibimoon]

Metal Dildo:

This is similar to a sword in length and appearance but has no cutting edge because it's primary use is for... stabbing. Link must either sneak up behind or roll around enemies to use this weapon.

It instantly freezes the enemy and causes severe damage.

It would be received at the end of a trading quest with Tingle.

Metal Dildo w Lube:

When combined with a bottle of lube this becomes an item that can help you befriend NPCs, namely Tingle.

You frighten me at times.

[Beh]

You frighten me at times.

Y'never know with the crazy japanese.

[Hyruleansoldier]

You frighten me at times.

Y'never know with the crazy japanese.

This would definitely not help to cure people's homophobia

[River Devil]

Metal Dildo:

He used a similar item in Link's Quest for Ass.

[Beh]

Metal Dildo:

He used a similar item in Link's Quest for Ass.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CAN NOT BE UNSEEN.

[chibimoon]

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CAN NOT BE UNSEEN.

THAT.

I'm already blind enough. I don't need to be blinded any more.

[masterlinxnaucity64]

Metal Dildo:

He used a similar item in Link's Quest for Ass.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CAN NOT BE UNSEEN.

Ahh newgrounds...

[Hyruleansoldier]

Lmao.  That is actually a funny (yet disturbing) vid.  They threw in quite some... character and plot twists XDDD

[River Devil]

Putting the dicksword aside and shifting back to the original topic at hand, I also think what would be neat is if in the next LoZ iteration, you have a combining your sword and your hookshot/clawshot - similar how you combine arrows and bombs in TP.  With this chained sword combination, it's be neat to flick the Wii-mote to sort of snap the hookshot like a whip, striking the target with the sword.  It'd also be neat if you can make small circles with the Wii-mote and Link twirls the chain sword over his head - kind of like I saw that chick from Heavenly Sword do on the commercial.  Or like the ball and chain from TP.

[mikenike]

Metal Dildo:

This is similar to a sword in length and appearance but has no cutting edge because it's primary use is for... stabbing. Link must either sneak up behind or roll around enemies to use this weapon.

It instantly freezes the enemy and causes severe damage.

It would be received at the end of a trading quest with Tingle.

Metal Dildo w Lube:

When combined with a bottle of lube this becomes an item that can help you befriend NPCs, namely Tingle.

nothing more to say but

Lmao

[alexkenny]

duel electric scimitars, nuf said..

No. Just No. Not Zelda at all. What we really need are Ice Boots! When you walk on water, ice forms under you! THAT matches OOT and MM a lot!