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« #20 on: July 26, 2011 » |
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Granted, you never find another moment that makes you as happy and you are forever depressed and alone
I wish for nothing
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Hyruleansoldier
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« #21 on: July 27, 2011 » |
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Granted, you get nothing, ever again.
I wish I could keep my loved ones from dying.
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DarkLink
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« #22 on: July 27, 2011 » |
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Granted, you die instead
I wish I didn't have to work today
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Hyruleansoldier
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« #23 on: July 27, 2011 » |
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Granted. You're fired and never get paid again. ^^
I wish I could control my dreams (and still be able to wake up, kthx)
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DarkLink
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« #24 on: July 27, 2011 » |
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Granted, but you only wake up after living through a life time in one dream  I wish my friends and I could defy gravity |
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Hyruleansoldier
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« #25 on: July 28, 2011 » |
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Hey that's actually not bad at all! ^^ *Inception*
Granted, but you now have no way to stop yourself from flying into the cold dark of space.
I wish there were 25 hours in a day (and no one made you work that extra hour^^)
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DarkLink
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« #26 on: July 28, 2011 » |
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Granted, now you can be bored for one extra hour
I wish I could kill a man with no concequences
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Hyruleansoldier
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« #27 on: July 29, 2011 » |
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Granted. There are no consequences whatsoever, time just stops and it's basically the end of life as we know it. WAY TO GO
I wish I could travel into the future (and still be able to return with that knowledge^^)
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DarkLink
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« #28 on: July 29, 2011 » |
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Granted, the knowledge of the future prevents you from living normally in the present
I wish I were Mike Portnoy
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Hyruleansoldier
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« #29 on: August 01, 2011 » |
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Granted, but no one recognizes you!
I wish I could fly to Mordor to destroy the one ring.
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DarkLink
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« #30 on: August 04, 2011 » |
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Granted, but Sauron sees you and you are obliterated
I wish it were 1901
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Hyruleansoldier
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« #31 on: August 05, 2011 » |
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It's 1901, and you die of tuberculosis a year from now.
I wish all diseases could be cured
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DarkLink
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« #32 on: August 06, 2011 » |
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Granted, the cures come at the cost of all of your limbs.
I wish life were easier.
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« #33 on: August 08, 2011 » |
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Granted. Life is super easy, but you die from apathy.
I wish I would have access to all TV shows and movies ever made.
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« #34 on: August 08, 2011 » |
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Granted, you spend your whole life watching them and become socially inept and excommunicated from society
I wish I could stop being so depressed
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« #35 on: August 09, 2011 » |
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Granted. You can't stop smiling or laughing and upset a lot of people in inappropriate situations ^^
I wish I was paid more for doing less.
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« #36 on: August 10, 2011 » |
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Granted, you never feel any sort of fulfillment in life due to your laziness.
I wish my ex would get back together with me. Or just fuck me and stop complaining about the past. You choose which one is granted.
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« #37 on: August 11, 2011 » |
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Granted. You get tail every day for the rest of your life, and she never brings up the past anymore. Wait a minute, that's not bad at all :D I'd let you have it though I wish I could pay for stuff with Monopoly money |
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« #38 on: August 11, 2011 » |
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Granted, everything now costs more... way more
I wish I didn't wake up at 5:30.... but didn't sleep in until 10
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« #39 on: August 11, 2011 » |
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I was about to say, that's way early dude! Why so gorram early?
Granted. You wake up around noon, and will always be late for school, work or any social plans.
I wish I could eat more without gaining weight.
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