Let's Count To A Million!

[Beh]

176,080.

Tentacruel has a pretty great Special Defense, and it's got enough speed to get the first move on the majority of mons. Throw out a Toxic and he could probably outlast another Pokemon if it just sat there getting attacked, but Surf or Sludge Bomb clean up any mess.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,081

hisak: Ouch. Although out of the three I've seen so far, it's probably the best of a bad bunch.

Beh: I guess I'm just jaded by their constant appearance while surfing. Took me a while to get round to giving a Zubat a chance for similar reasons.

[hisak]

176,082

Has Mauville been conquered?

I watched the first movie with friends last year and its awfulness almost brought me to tears.
The anime episodes we watched weren't much better.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

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Your tears could've revived Ash faster.

The anime certainly isn't good. Ignores game physics and churns out the same three-step storyline. 1) Ash and friends meet the Mon of the Day. 2) Team Rocket turn up and fuck around. 3) Ash and friends defeat Team Rocket and move on.

But, yes, I'll keep watching.

[hisak]

176,084

So watch something else.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,085

I mostly just play it in the background while playing the games.

[hisak]

176,086

Did they ever find out what was in the GS Ball?

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,087

Nope. From reading the Bulbapedia entries after every episode, it was going to contain Celebi, but then they decided to give Celebi the lead in the fourth movie and the GS Ball storyline went out the window.

[hisak]

176,088

Yep.

In an interview with Masamitsu Hidaka in 2008, it was explained that the GS Ball was originally going to contain a Celebi that was to be the star of a large arc of the Johto saga. However, it was decided that Celebi would be the star of the fourth movie, so the story arc was viewed as redundant and shelved. The ball was left with Kurt with the hopes that viewers would eventually forget about it.

Hahahahaha.

Have to remember that the Internet wasn't what it is back then.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,089

They could totally still pick it up and have it contain Genesect.

[hisak]

176,090

I don't know what that is.

My physics textbook thinks it's clever. "Yes, it works. Yes, it has been done. Yes, it is illegal."

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,091

Poké-number 649. The final Pokémon, atm, and the only one not to be officially unveiled by Nintendo. Bug/Steel, can hold Drives like Arceus can hold Plates to change the type of its signature attack.

[hisak]

176,092

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,093



Also, what is your physics book referring to?

[hisak]

176,094

I didn't know there were going to be crossovers with Transformers.

"High-voltage power lines run along the edge of a farmer's field. Describe how the farmer might be able to steal electric power without making any electrical connection to the power line."

[Beh]

176,095.

Mauville has long been crushed. Level 19 was just barely too low for Aron to effecitvely rape, so I brought him up to 20 and it went fine. Only used 1 Soda Pop.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,096

They'd done a crossover with Digimon, why not Transformers too?

Gah, Aron. Another on my not-to-be-reused list.

[hisak]

176,097

Not sure that Aron should be taking advantage of that white male privilege like that.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

176,098

Wait, aren't all Wattson's Pokés gender-neutral Magnemite/ton? Where would Aron even put it?

[Beh]

176,099.

Watson's Voltorn self-destructed before Aron could lay the dick down on him, then Electrike came along and it was gaping when Aron was done with it, then Magnetron got effectively eye-fucked, and finally Manetric got its asshole stretched.

Word.