I have a small pagoda where i sacrifice human skulls.
Wow!
If you were any more Zany you'd explode into a million shiny red rupees.
Seriously though, take the people's advice and keep your obsession to yourself. Your just making yourself look incredibly silly. Fair enough, one thread to describe your passion about a game character is all well and good, but creating a thread that describes a million things that ANYONE/THING could do just seems really f***ing stupid.
I do realise you are trying to give yourself some kind of 'forum identity' but surely being known as the 'babbling childish fool who fantasizes about a creature from a videogame' is really not a good thing.
