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Offline hupla

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« on: April 29, 2011 »


The Game
The sequel to the suprise hit of 2007, Portal 2 is a first person puzzel game using the updated source engine to solve physics based puzzels with your trusty "Apature Science Dual Portal Device". The Sequel offers and all new single player campagin with multiple new test chambers and new tools to help you solve test chambers. In addition it also features a Co-op Campagin with its own storyline!

The Story
Set an undetrmined time after the events of the first Portal, Chell was dragged back into the depths of Apature science and put into a Cryo-Stasis room by the "Party Escort android" and has been awakened by a little robot supervisor and told that the facilaty is falling apart and he needs your help to escape. You must get your trusty Portal gun back and get out with out waking "Her" back up. Will you? No, probably not.

Characters

Chell *LAST NAME REDACTED*
Chell is the main antoginist of both games. An unwiling test subject she had to solve multiple deadly test chambers under the supervision of the Malevolen AI GLaDOS in the first portal and is now trying to escape from Apature Science one and for all.

Wheatley
This Personalty Core has been "Mantaning" Apature Science scine GLaDOS was shut off. Not being the brightest orb in the basket he hasnt done the best job and has asked you to help him get out of the facility before it collapses. Why not help the little guy out? Just make sure to catch him if he falls!

GLaDOS
The AI charged with running Apature science and its tests. She went rouge some time before the events of the first game and killed all the staff with a deadly neurotoxin. She sent you through test chambers in the name of science. You responded by murdering her. You Monster

Cave Johnson
Former head of Apature Science, Cave was a man of many ideas, most of witch werent as good as rival companies Black Mesas, but he and his men made the portal gun damn it and thats what counts! They say in his final days he had his staf start working on an AI project but he never lived to see it through...
Caroline *LAST NAME REDACTED*
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Atlas and P-Body
These Co-oP bots have been put to the task of going through the test chambers the we humans complained were "Too hard" "Broken" and "Deadly and designed to kill me!" Lets hope these superior macheines can do what we were to lazy and incompetent to solve!

Final Say
Portal 2 is avalible now on Steam or on the 360 and PS3. Buying it on steam nets you a free copy of the first game, and getting it on the PS3 lets you play though steam and gets you a free copy of Portal 2 to activate on the PC! Have fun playing and remember to think with portals!
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« #1 on: April 29, 2011 »

I'm getting this when I can afford it. Which might be a while. It should be cheap by Christmas, right?
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Offline hupla

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« #2 on: May 04, 2011 »

It could very well go on sale this summer and I think Amazon has a deal right now ( but you wont get portal 1 if you buy off amazon)
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« #3 on: May 07, 2011 »

Well last night I was (admittedly drunk) at a buddy's house and played some of the co-op.

We beat the first part, then passed out but I remember enjoying myself thoroughly for what I played. They did a really good job forcing the collaboration and teamwork. Being able to point out places and objects was infinitely more helpful than I imagined.
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« #4 on: May 09, 2011 »

Bought if off Steam, and the game kept crashing to desktop.  After an hour or two of trying various fixes to no avail, I gave up.  Then I found out my friend just bought and completed it on Xbox, so I borrowed it.  Just finished it up this afternoon.

I replayed the first Portal while the game was downloading, and as of right now, I honestly thing Portal 2 is better.  It's more or less the same gameplay, but then it's like six times longer, and they keep on throwing new elements at you to keep things interesting.  It's still not the longest game you'll play, but at least it is a "full" game now.  And I haven't even touched the co-op maps yet, which I hear is pretty good times.  Due to the length, a couple parts did drag on a little bit, but that was usually about one test chamber before something new or interesting happened, so I guess the timing works out pretty well.  As an added bonus, a number of the later puzzles are actually challenging.  Occasionally it's for stupid "I don't know where the fuck I'm supposed to be going" reasons, but more often there's legitimate difficulty that necessitates a few minutes of dicking around to figure out what to do.

Dialogue was one of the best things about the first Portal, and I honestly think they managed to top it.  Most of the things that come out of Wheatley and Cave Johnson's mouths (speakers?) are pure gold.  And GLaDOS is still GLaDOS, and that's a pretty difficult thing to dislike.  Even better, they pulled it off more or less without resorting any of the old jokes.  Impressive.  All in all, it's a damn funny game.  If the opening sequence doesn't make you at least smile, I posit that you are a soulless shell of a human being.

My favorite thing, though, has to be all the extra shit they put in for people like me that like trying stupid things.  Lots of fun achievements and extra dialogue to be had.  And given how much I managed to find by randomly stumbling about, I really want to play through it again and see what else I can dig up.

Here's some shit I found.  Mildly spoilerific, maybe?  Better safe than sorry
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That was longer than I was planning, but hey, I really enjoyed the game.  Cut me some slack.
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« #5 on: May 09, 2011 »

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« #6 on: May 20, 2011 »

I downloaded Portal 1 a while ago because it was free from Steam. Never played it, but I have heard good things.

Seems like the sort of thing I need a mouse for.
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« #7 on: May 20, 2011 »

yes, that is quite accurate.
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Offline hupla

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« #8 on: July 09, 2011 »

Portal 2 is now 50 percent off on steam today only BTW!! Get buying kids!
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