The hylia member awards.

[Bidet to you sir]

Ahhhh the member awards, the awards where we give prizes to people who don't post and then get complaints from new members, the holiest of all zhq traditions.

Yeah, get dem votes in to me by the 10th of January suckers.


I only chose to host these awards because I wanted a chance to name them.

The Dara O'Briain  Award – Funniest Member

The Stephen Fry Award – Wisest Member

The Tony Benn Award – Most Left-Wing

The Ronald Reagan Award – Most Right-Wing

The Reggie Fils-Aime Award – Biggest Nintendo Fan

The Kevin Butler (who the hell is this?) Award – Biggest Sony Fan

The Don Mattrick (this too) Award – Biggest Microsoft Fan

The "I own all the systems, because of this I'm better than you" Award – Most Well-Rounded Gamer

The repetitive strain and wrist injury Award – Biggest PC Gamer

The Eiji Aonuma Award – Biggest Zelda Fan

The Roger Ebert Award – Biggest Movie Obsessive

The Vinyl Award – Biggest Music Obsessive

The Charlie Brooker Award – Biggest TV Obsessive

The Jeff Albertson Award – Biggest Comic Book/Graphic Novel Obsessive

The "Ron is Dumbledore" Award - Biggest reader.

The アニメ Award – Biggest Anime Obsessive

The マンガ Award – Biggest Manga Obsessive

The Number Cruncher Award – Most Dedicated Counter

The fhqwhgads Award – Worst Speller

The I speak proper england like I was teached at school Award – Grammar Nazi

The Award most likely to go to a human being that enjoys to speak in long paragraphs to get a simple point across, for example, Imagine I was talking about potatoes... – Most Long-Winded

The John Hancock Award – Best Signature

The GIFs are Really Distracting Award – Best Avatar

The Zeldapwns Award – Biggest Spammer

The onion bubs Award – Best Newcomer

The "dripping yellow madness left in 5th grade" award - Most missed member

Member of the Year

The backhanded compliment award- Most improved member.

[Bidet to you sir]

I literally have no idea who half those people in that list are, but Hisak made the best list for me to alter.

I did want to have "most religious nut" but well, Keatons the only person who comes close.


Post reserved for me dishing out reasons why your suggestions for new categories won't be used.

[LLR]

Can we vote for our selves?  And also, can you post it here or does it have to be a pm?

[Bidet to you sir]

PM's better, but it's up to you, so we don't have crazy drama.

you may vote for yourself ONCE.

If you're too lazy (other posters) to read this, I will only accept the first vote for yourself, every vote after that first vote for yourself will be a vote for quijo.

[Bidet to you sir]

Who the hell is Mike, I don't remember your first names, so stop using them.

I'm guessing Mattie is big tater.

[hisak]

Mike is EA.

Mattie is Big Tater.

NH is Geneaux486.

Zim is Matt Smith in a dress.

Uchi is Scott Shelby.

HS is Hyruleansoldier.

[Bidet to you sir]

Uchi is dwrior.

NH is gene (the only one of your names I remember)

My name is known, but not allowed to be spoken aloud on the forums.

[Hyruleansoldier]

Mike is EA.

Mattie is Big Tater.

NH is Geneaux486.

Zim is Matt Smith in a dress.

Uchi is Scott Shelby.

HS is Hyruleansoldier.

Only one in the list that doesn't make you any wiser, lol. 

There's also Ezlo / David, and Fluesopp / Aksel.  And Kayru / Kathryn.  And DarkLink...  well enough revealing people's identities for now. XD

[Bidet to you sir]

Just so you know, due to complaints from last year, I will list all votes at the end, as well as the winners.

So far, quijo is doing quite well.

[Bidet to you sir]

I'm not extending this deadline, get your damn votes in.

[Bidet to you sir]

Results, I didn't vote, thus I dunno, I guess I'm unbiased?


The Dara O'Briain  Award –  EA
hupla - 1
EA - 3
NH - 2

The Stephen Fry Award –  Quijo
Quijo - 3
Keaton - 1
HS - 1
NH - 1

The Tony Benn Award – Zim
Quijo - 2
Uchi - 1
Zim - 3

The Ronald Reagan Award – Tie between NH and Quijo
Quijo - 2
Uchi - 1
NH - 2
Fleamo - 1

The Reggie Fils-Aime Award – Hisak
Hisak - 3
EA - 1
Jordan - 1
Quijo - 1

The Kevin Butler (who the hell is this?) Award –  Tie between Uchi and Quijo
Uchi - 2
Quijo - 2
Chibimoon - 1
Jordan - 1

The Don Mattrick (this too) Award – Quijo
Quijo - 2
ChibisukeChan - 1
Loki - 1
Uchi - 1
NH - 1

The "I own all the systems, because of this I'm better than you" Award – Uchi
Uchi - 2
ChibisukeChan - 1
Quijo - 1
Hisak - 1

The repetitive strain and wrist injury Award – Tie between Quijo and LLR
Quijo - 2
LLR - 2
Hupla - 1
Uchi - 1
NH - 1

The Eiji Aonuma Award – Rew
Rew - 5
Quijo - 1

The Roger Ebert Award –  Tie between Hisak and Quijo
Quijo - 2
EA - 1
GER - 1
Hisak - 2

The Vinyl Award –  DarkLink
HS - 2
Darklink - 3
Quijo - 1

The Charlie Brooker Award –  Hisak
hisak - 5
Quijo - 1

The Jeff Albertson Award – Quijo
Quijo - 2
LLR - 1
hupla - 1
Jordan - 1
Hisak - 1

The "Ron is Dumbledore" Award - EA
EA - 3
Big Tater - 2
Quijo - 1

The アニメ Award –  Jordan
Quijo - 2
Zer0 - 1
Jordan - 3

The マンガ Award – Tie between Quijo and Jordan
Quijo - 2
Rew - 1
Jordan - 2
Zer0 - 1

The Number Cruncher Award – Hisak
ChibisukeChan - 2
Hisak - 3
Quijo - 1

The fhqwhgads Award – Quijo
Quijo - 2
Beh- 2 
hupla - 1
Zim - 1

The I speak proper england like I was teached at school Award – Rew
Rew - 3
EA - 1
Quijo - 1
Zim - 1

The Award most likely to go to a human being that enjoys to speak in long paragraphs to get a simple point across, for example, Imagine I was talking about potatoes...:   
Tie between Zim and Quijo
Zim - 2
Uchi - 1
LLR - 1
Quijo - 2

The John Hancock Award –  5 way tie
Rew - 1
Chibisukechan- 1
Quijo - 1
EA - 1
ZeldaMaster - 1

The GIFs are Really Distracting Award – EA
Zer0 - 1
Beh- 1
hupla - 1
Quijo - 1
EA - 2

The Zeldapwns Award –  Zim
HS - 1
Toonlink100 - 1
Quijo - 1
Zim - 2

The onion bubs Award – dekuofthelostwoods
Big Tater - 1
dekuofthelostwoods - 3 
Quijo - 1

The "dripping yellow madness left in 5th grade" award - 6 way tie (Akie really though, come on)
Fluesopp - 1
Mana_master_genis - 1
Minish Majora - 1
Quijo - 1
Akie - 1
Beh - 1

Member of the year -  Hisak
Hisak - 2
Rew - 1
Quijo - 1
HS - 1
EA - 1

The backhanded compliment award- Most improved member - Quijo
GamePunk - 1
Quijo - 2
dekuofthelostwoods - 1
Jordan - 1

[Quijo]

Conservatism is terrible and backwards and I have never read a comic book or played an Xbox game in my life.

Also, this is a pretty short post isn't it, reminds me of the fact that banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. Bananas come in a variety of sizes and colors when ripe, including yellow, purple, and red. In popular culture and commerce, "banana" usually refers to soft, sweet "dessert" bananas. By contrast, Musa cultivars with firmer, starchier fruit are called plantains. Many varieties of bananas are perennial. They are native to tropical Southeast Asia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in Papua New Guinea. Today, they are cultivated throughout the tropics. They are grown in at least 107 countries, primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine and as ornamental plants. Although fruit of wild species (Musa balbisiana and Musa acuminata) have large, hard seeds, virtually all culinary bananas are "seedless", have only tiny seeds. Bananas are classified either as dessert bananas (meaning they are yellow and fully ripe when eaten) or as green cooking bananas. Almost all export bananas are of the dessert types; about 10–15% of production is for export. Bananas are naturally slightly radioactive, more so than most other fruits, because of their high potassium content, and the small amounts of the isotope potassium-40 found in naturally occurring potassium. Proponents of nuclear power sometimes refer to the banana equivalent dose of radiation to support their arguments.

[Bidet to you sir]

You've never read a comic book?

Jesus man, I can understand (to a degree the xbox thing) but comics?

[hisak]

I didn't vote

Yeah okay.

The Stephen Fry Award
Quijo - 3

The Tony Benn Award
Quijo - 2

The Ronald Reagan Award
Quijo - 2

The Reggie Fils-Aime Award
Quijo - 1

The Kevin Butler Award
Quijo - 2

The Don Mattrick (this too) Award
Quijo - 2

The "I own all the systems, because of this I'm better than you" Award
Quijo - 1

The repetitive strain and wrist injury Award
Quijo - 2

The Eiji Aonuma Award
Quijo - 1

The Roger Ebert Award
Quijo - 2

The Vinyl Award
Quijo - 1

The Charlie Brooker Award
hisak - 5

The Jeff Albertson Award
Quijo - 2

The "Ron is Dumbledore" Award
Quijo - 1

The アニメ Award
Quijo - 2

The マンガ Award
Quijo - 2

The Number Cruncher Award
Quijo - 1

The fhqwhgads Award
Quijo - 2

The I speak proper england like I was teached at school Award
Quijo - 1

The Award most likely to go to a human being that enjoys to speak in long paragraphs to get a simple point across, for example, Imagine I was talking about potatoes...:    
Quijo - 2

The John Hancock Award
Quijo - 1

The GIFs are Really Distracting Award
Quijo - 1

The Zeldapwns Award
Quijo - 1

The onion bubs Award
Quijo - 1

The "dripping yellow madness left in 5th grade" award - 6 way tie (Akie really though, come on)
Quijo - 1

Member of the year
Quijo - 1

The backhanded compliment award- Most improved member
Quijo - 2

I own one comic book (which I haven't finished) and one current gen console, so I'm not sure where those came from. Member of the year feels good though.

[Bidet to you sir]

I really didn't vote, mainly because I literally can't stand any of you.

[LLR]

I really didn't vote, mainly because I literally can't stand any of you.

The Jeff Albertson Award – Quijo
Quijo - 2
LLR - 1
hupla - 1
Jordan - 1
Hisak - 1

I own one comic book (which I haven't finished)

My bad, I voted for you because of this:


I thought you read it!  My bad!  .... not sure why I was voted in..... except for my 150 issue library of old Nintendo Power magazines from the first issue to 150....  :/  but how the hell did you people know that?

[hisak]

I own a compilation of the first 12 or so issues, but I haven't read all of it.

[chibimoon]

The Kevin Butler (who the hell is this?) Award –  Tie between Uchi and Quijo
Uchi - 2
Quijo - 2
Chibimoon - 1
Jordan - 1

i initially took this to mean "i have no idea who these people are" but it's a sony fanboy award and ZIMZAM doesn't know who kevin butler is. all good.

[Ezlo's Apprentice]

Congrats, everyone!

The Dara O'Briain  Award –  EA
hupla - 1
EA - 3
NH - 2

Really? I've always considered myself mildly amusing at best, as bad as your dad at worst. But thanks.

The "Ron is Dumbledore" Award - EA
EA - 3
Big Tater - 2
Quijo - 1

Yep. No arguments there now I've properly fallen back in love with the written word. Will it last through to next year though?

The John Hancock Award –  5 way tie
Rew - 1
Chibisukechan- 1
Quijo - 1
EA - 1
ZeldaMaster - 1

Since ZM's signature was designed by yours truly, surely that one goes to me?

The GIFs are Really Distracting Award – EA
Zer0 - 1
Beh- 1
hupla - 1
Quijo - 1
EA - 2

Yay! I'd just like to thank the Sultan from Aladdin, Chibi Buzz Lightyear, the Bumblebear, David Badella as Frank N Furter, Daffy Duck, Quagmire (who I'm sure is actually my first animated av, nice timing) and all my other supporting players. This would not have been possible without you.

[Bidet to you sir]

LLR posted a something awful meme, and not the best one, which is always the original.....


http://wastedatwork.com/beer/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif


actually I lie, this is the best.

http://i28.tinypic.com/ngomzb.gif